A Note to Perspective Adventure Club Members

The Adventure Club
You have been invited to join
The Maryland Avenue Adventure Club.
You have been invited to join this club
Because you are
a known champion for justice
an elite super villian mere breathes away from world domination
a super spy
A bad mother , a black "dick’ and a stone cold sex machine
a double agent
a ninja of some considerable skill
or in the event that your are a girl have been known to beat up
at least 3 boys your age or older.
Physical qualifications
In order to gain membership into
The Maryland Avenue Adventure Club
You must be able to fly
Or a least leap pretty good
You have to be able to teleport
Have a cool ship
(leggo or better )
or at least be able to climb fences
Rules of The Maryland Avenue Adventure Club
Rule No.1 Do not tell anyone about Adventure Club
Rule No.2 The membership is a secret…you will not discuss known cyborgs, mutants, ghosts, aliens or highly trained humans and criminal masterminds who are in Adventure Club.
Rule No.3 You must pledge allegiance to Maryland Avenue Adventure Club! And when it comes down must fight with us …especially against "Mona the Magnificent’s All Girl Adventure Club" and "The Uptown Adventure Club."
Rule No.4 You must keep these rules at all cost. Even under threat of torture, capture, death or grounding by your parents.
Once you have passed the top secret initiation and been sworn into The Maryland Avenue Adventure Club. You will be welcomed and allowed to enjoy all of the benefits, including the secret club/tree house of MAAC.
Thank you for joining Maryland Avenue Adventure Club.
Timmy "The Tank" Thomas
6th Grade